I Thought I Was Being Ironic

Posted on 08/16/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

I Thought I Was Being Ironic

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Why You Don’t Invite Me To Your Wedding Shower And/Or Ask Me For Date Ideas

Posted on 08/15/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Why You Don't Invite Me To Your Wedding Shower And/Or Ask Me For Date Ideas

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Someone In The Marketing Department Thought They Were So Clever For A Month

Posted on 08/14/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Someone In The Marketing Department Really Thought They Were So Clever For A Month

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Awareness Ribbon

Posted on 08/13/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Awareness Ribbon

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Larry The Prostitute – Back Problems

Posted on 08/12/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Larry The Prostitute - Back Problems

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Douche Through Time – Dolley Madison

Posted on 08/11/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Douche Through Time - Dolley Madison

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The Sadness Of A Princess On A Saturday Night

Posted on 08/10/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

The Sadness Of A Princess On A Saturday Night

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I Guess You’re Transforming That Pile Of Bricks Into Something That May Or May Not Legally Be A Transformer

Posted on 08/09/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

I Guess You're Transforming That Pile Of Bricks Into Something That May Or May Not Legally Be A Transformer

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And I Could Call That Gambling Problem Hotline So I Could Have Someone To Talk To

Posted on 08/08/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

And I Could Call That Gambling Problem Hotline So I Could Have Someone To Talk To

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Close Encounters Of The Slow Kind

Posted on 08/07/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Close Encounters Of The Slow Kind

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It’s Going To Happen

Posted on 08/06/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

It's Going To Happen

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Larry The Prostitute – Love Canal

Posted on 08/05/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Larry The Prostitute - Love Canal

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Douche Through Time – Clara Maass

Posted on 08/04/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Douche Through Time - Clara Maass

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Hopefully Ever After?

Posted on 08/03/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Hopefully Ever After

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Gross Ham. Or, Why I Don’t Want To Be Invited To Your Wedding.

Posted on 08/02/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Gross Ham. Or, Why I Don't Want To Be Invited To Your Wedding.

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May Your Life Be Like A Cialis Commercial. Or, Why You Don’t Invite Me To Your Wedding.

Posted on 08/01/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

May Your Life Be Like A Cialis Commercial. Or, Why You Don't Invite Me To Your Wedding.

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Everyone’s Middle Name Is Marie

Posted on 07/31/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Marie

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Human Thundershirt

Posted on 07/30/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Human Thundershirt

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Larry The Prostitute – Lawrence

Posted on 07/29/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Larry The Prostitute - Lawrence

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Douche Through Time – Lady Bird Johnson

Posted on 07/28/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart

Douche Through Time - Lady Bird Johnson

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