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Monthly Archives: October 2011
The Little Dutch Boy Would Be So Proud. Or Best Halloween Costume Ever.
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Why My Mother Knows Not To Accept Any Invitations To A Baby Shower For Me
BTW, there is what seems to be an awesome movie streaming on Netflix. It’s called Hanger. I think you can see where this is going… From Netflix: Ryan Nicholson directs this savage exploitation film that follows the vengeance-fueled rampage of Hanger (Nathan … Continue reading
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Scripto Audio Visual: Shitty Pen With Awesome Name
This pen has the coolest – but most pointless – name. I can’t figure out what it means. Maybe it’s because you can hear it drying out as you see the ink disappear?
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Disposal Penny
Look at what my garbage disposal spit out the other day. Who knows what else is hiding in my sink?
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Don’t Ever Tell Me A Knock Knock Joke. It’s For Your Own Good.
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Why Has There Not Been A Definitive Scientific Study Into The Amount Of Muscles It Takes To Smile And Frown?
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It’s One Of Those Things You Don’t Realize Until It’s Too Late
Yes, that person is in jail.
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