Monthly Archives: May 2012

Words To Live By

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Do You Need A Hand?

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Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth

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Socks Of The Month: May 2012

This was my favorite birthday present. Thickest socks ever.

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I Dedicate This Post To All Of My Teachers Who Said I Need To Learn To Do Math Without A Calculator Because I Would Not Always Have A Calculator

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And Then I’m Like, “Ow!”

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Dead Puppies Aren’t Much Fun

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Chairman Kaga!

Don’t leave yellow peppers out – Chairman Kaga will take one bite out of it, smile, laugh manically, and then run away. Also, this existed.  At least for 2 episodes.

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Not Again!

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I Just… I Can’t Understand 80s Movies.

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Allusion, Michael. Illusions Are Something A Magician Does For Money.

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I Regret Everything I Write. Except For These Comics.

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They Are Both Delicious

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More People Should Realize This

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Have You Ever Experienced The Agony Of Small Children Playing Baseball?

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Flor-Gator

Above are actual nail clippers I received while on vacation.  My souvenirs (that is, when I actually go somewhere) are so practical.

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Middle Names Are The First Runners-Up

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I Make Buying Decisions Based On The Dates Of National Tragedies

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It’s All Downhill From Here

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I Ruin Everything

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