Category Archives: Food

An Ominous Message

Posted on 08/21/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Food Is All I Am

Posted on 08/20/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Weird Carrot

Posted on 08/17/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Gross Ham. Or, Why I Don’t Want To Be Invited To Your Wedding.

Posted on 08/02/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Daim!

Posted on 07/11/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Yeah, That’s Around How Long It Takes Me To Finish A Bag Of Cough Drops

Posted on 01/30/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Meat Thermometer

Posted on 01/22/2015 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Sad Donut

Posted on 10/27/2014 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Depressing Size

Posted on 10/19/2014 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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That Was A Weird Time

Posted on 10/12/2014 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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If This Bread Were A Person I Think It Would Ride A Short Bus

Posted on 05/30/2013 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Ice Cream Truck

Posted on 05/17/2013 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Check Out My New Bowl

Posted on 05/10/2013 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Emergency Food Supplies

Posted on 11/09/2012 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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Pumpkin

Posted on 10/11/2012 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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I Don’t Want Friendly Rapport With My Food

Posted on 05/31/2011 by thiswilltouchyourheart
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