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Monthly Archives: August 2012
So… I Guess I Should Just Call You Mr. Eastwood?
My second favorite part of this screenshot? 9:11.
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So, A Coconut Goes Out To Buy Some Milk…
… and never comes back.
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The Doctor Is In Trouble
This is old, but the new season of Doctor Who is almost here, so I thought I would share.
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I Was Going To Write A Story About This. Here Is A Comic Instead.
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Ripe & Easy
So, there are several things wrong with this packaging. I’m only going to point out the fact that they’re trying to sell kiwi with this copy and image, and not children. “Just scoop and eat!” I imagine that’s a fairly … Continue reading
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Xenomorph Stapler
Doesn’t this stapler kind of look like the alien from the Alien movies? It even has a second mouth. BTW, the Wikipedia entry for the alien is amazing. Some interesting tidbits: ‘”This is a movie about alien interspecies rape,” … Continue reading
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Larry The Prostitute: The Poem
Once upon a time I loved cough syrup. It was delicious and it helped me to sleep. I got so much sleep. I usually went to sleep at 9:00 or 10:00 PM. The grape stuff was delicious. Mmmm Purple Drank. … Continue reading
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Socks Of The Month: August 2012
It’s a sock purse. And it’s reader-submitted!!
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